March 3rd, 2012

Beckett

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I am going to eat ALL THE THINGS and sit on my ass and watch tv and use my laptop as a heating pad. Because it’s mother-fucking shark week, which is just AWESOME, because now is it not only just an occasion to have horrible cramps and bloating and rage issues and eating habits, it also marks every month that hubby and I are failing in our attempt to have a cute little baby. So I’m making a mother-fucking kladdkaka and possibly eating it all by myself, having some hot tea, and not doing anything productive for the rest of the weekend.

I am going to eat ALL THE THINGS and sit on my ass and watch tv and use my laptop as a heating pad. Because it’s mother-fucking shark week, which is just AWESOME, because now is it not only just an occasion to have horrible cramps and bloating and rage issues and eating habits, it also marks every month that hubby and I are failing in our attempt to have a cute little baby. So I’m making a mother-fucking kladdkaka and possibly eating it all by myself, having some hot tea, and not doing anything productive for the rest of the weekend.